Broadsides (AKA stuff I didn’t like)
- Another movie with a miracle cure…
- …that only half-works because plot.
- She had to talk and it had to be exposition.
- More boring villains with none (or dumb) motivation.
- Wolverine clone that shows up too early.
- Run away, get caught, escape. Run away, get caught, escape. Reminds me of a Jack Torrance novel.
Ballyhoos (AKA stuff I did like)
- Senile Professor X.
- Dafne Keen — the actress playing Laura.
- The first hour or so before she talks.
- Casting Richard Grant from Withnail and I.
- That moment with the cross.
- Logan dying from adamantium poisoning.
- Laura’s sunglasses.